A little about me:
So I'm Simon. I like theatre. A lot. I also like Chinese food and complaining. The list of things I dislike is far greater than the things I like. I am my own, and everybody else's, harshest critic, but I will also be the first to admit when I am wrong. I recently entered old age with my 22nd birthday, and my current watering hole is known to the rest of the world of "Carlisle? Isn't that in Scotland?"
I also have twitter. Where I say what I say on here (sometimes more), but in little bitesize digestible chunks.
twitter.com/SimonGrant
Very very excited!
Only a teaser, I know, but, just…..
It might be time to either stop visiting dodgy sites, or delete my mother.
Neither will happen, but I know which one I’d choose.
Not bad for a bingo hall.
Sure, it’s only a year since we finished uni.
But everyone getting back together in one place again….. It’s going to be messy.
This is my old IT teacher and his family. How did they spend the last 3 years, I hear you ask? Cycling from Alaska to Argentina is the answer. What have you done in the past three years? Were you proud of yourself for finishing university? Exams? Figuring out the exact volume to have the porn on your laptop so only you can hear it?
Please vote for them in this CNN contest, it’s a big deal, and they really deserve some recognition for their amazing achievement. Not only did they do the cycling bit, but they also taught the kids along the way, carrying textbooks and such like along with necessities like tents, sleeping bags, and pans.
It takes two seconds.
And I might have sex with you if you do. And I might not, if you would prefer that.
I love this. Came across it a few months ago for the first time and howled. Rediscovered it tonight and howled some more.
He’s very excited about this, and rightly so.
But if he starts getting smug about it and rubbing people’s faces in it, then I shall point out to him that we give away roughly that every night at the bingo.
